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16th-Oct-2012 07:09 pm - we need to talk about sam/kevin
wayang kulit
I signed up for deancas_xmas. You should too! Oct 31 is the last day to sign up, so hop to.

For now, WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT KEVIN. Apologies if you've seen this before. I'm reposting for purposes of archival and possible further ramblings. Don't get me wrong, I love the Kevin we have now, and my heart shatters rainbowly at how badass being on his own has forced him to become, but I still wonder how things could’ve gone down if Sam had answered Kevin’s calls.Collapse )

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wayang kulit
Fic title: A Prayer for Fire
Author name: twoskeletons & zempasuchil
Artist name: reliand
Genre: SPN AU
Pairing: Castiel/Anna, Dean/Castiel, Sam/Dean. Brief Dean/Ruby.
Rating: R
Word count: ~50,000
Warnings: Vessel consent problematics, Castiel-in-Sam/Dean sex, Castiel-in-Sam/Anna sex, Sam/Dean incest, canon-level violence and torture.
Authors’ Notes: Thank you to callowyn for betareading, and to reliand who came in at the eleventh hour and produced such wonderful pieces at short notice. Thank you also to the spn_j2_bigbang mods for organizing this wonderful challenge.
Summary: Season 4 AU. Sam will do anything to get Dean back from hell, so when an angel comes to him promising to raise his brother from perdition, Sam agrees to become Castiel's vessel in exchange. Castiel has his own motives for taking this assignment: he's heard a familiar static on angel radio and wants to find his fallen sister. As he works to stop the apocalypse, Dean grows closer with the angel who both saved him and took his brother hostage, but they have their own battles to fight, their own longings to overcome, and both pairs of siblings have their own pasts to escape.



PROLOGUE :: ONE :: TWO :: THREE :: FOUR :: FIVE :: EPILOGUE



ART MASTERPOST :: AO3 (download available)

23rd-Jan-2012 07:11 am - THE ADVENTURES OF JARED WINCHESTER???
wayang kulit
Some time ago I found an old notebook of mine full of bits of fic, and it's so weird reading it, like when did I even write this? I barely have a recollection. There's Smith/Wesson on the road, post-5x22 Dean&Cas, Arthur/Morgana SPN AU in modern Britain, et cetera. Also I found an old flash drive that needs excavating and God only knows what's on that.

But instead of posting things that make sense, have a snippet of the AU where Sam and Jared are brothers. THAT'S RIGHT, Sam, Dean, and Jared are brothers who save people and hunt things. When Sam went to Stanford, Jared stuck around with Dean. This fic is set after the hypothetical pilot. Because sometimes (most times) when it's late at night and I'm chatting with [personal profile] callowyn and [personal profile] zempasuchil, things spiral out of control.

The Impala isn't big enough for three. ~850 wordsCollapse )


To conclude, It Usually Washes Off is a NC17 Cas/Meg fic by fossarian that I really enjoyed, so I rec it to you!

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wayang kulit
...and suddenly Wincestuous Girlchesters! Thank you, skullage, for betareading.


Record Skip
Supernatural. girl!Sam/girl!Dean. NC17. Warning: incest, 2nd person POV, canon death. Spoilers for 3x11. Written for SPN Femslash Week.
Missing scenes from 'Mystery Spot'. ~1200 words

Love is the least of your problems.Collapse )

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applied phlebotinum
In addition to weatheredlaw, I would also like to blame [personal profile] callowyn, skullage, and zempasuchil. YOU GUYS ARE THE WORST AT SAVING ME FROM MYSELF. :(

Anyway, here is the rambling synopsis/outline (...outlinefic?) for a 'verse I don't have time to write. WW2 AU, Pacific theater. Sam/Dean pining, Dean/Castiel-ish probably sort of maybe, Victor, Bobby-ish, PG13, character death.

It's a 4500-word outline, on account of how it keeps trying to be real fic.


I'm not really a man of faith, sir.Collapse )

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i'll stop the world
This is a (very D:) belated birthday gift for the endlessly splendid august_monsoon! I'm sorry this is super late ;______; but know that I adoooore you and you are one of the sweetest ever, and your art never fails to blow me away. <3333 Please have this Team Free Will shmoop. I hope you're having a wonderful weekend!

Thank you to [personal profile] callowyn for betareading. Title is from "Over Our Heads" by Zero 7.


Light Keeps Passing Through
Supernatural. Dean/Cas, Sam. R. Spoilers through 5x14.
Set after the events of 'My Bloody Valentine'. "It's not so impossible." ~2200 words

I think there's a lake somewhere up here.Collapse )

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wayang kulit
And here is my second and last Blindfold fill, which is like the complete polar opposite of my other fill. Prompt: "Teen!Sam realizes he has a crush on his older brother and is horrified at himself for being such a freak. Cue all the sexually explicit fantasies that Sam jerks off too. Basically I just want desperate, pining, frustrated Sam. " Sam's 17 in this fic.


The Evening Splits in Half
SPN. Sam/Dean, in Sam's head. NC17. Warning: masturbation fantasies containing dubious consent.
"Sam has a catalog of images." ~1700 words

Keep it together, Winchester.Collapse )

[originally posted at http://whynot.dreamwidth.org/223036.html | comments]
wayang kulit
That awkward moment when you intend to write Dean/Cas shmoop but end up writing Sam POV gen instead.

Sort of.


Signal To Noise
Supernatural. Sam, Dean, Bobby. PG13. Spoilers through 6x20.
Missing scenes from 6x20, on the way to and at Ellsworth's. ~1900 words

It's been like this all morning.Collapse )

[originally posted at http://whynot.dreamwidth.org/218985.html | comments]
wayang kulit
I couldn't sleep so I wrote Wincest.


If Thine Eye Offend Thee
Supernatural. Sam/Dean, Castiel, Ruby. R.
If Dean deserves to be saved, maybe Sam does too. Set during the time period from 4x01 through 4x07. ~3900 words

Sam doesn't believe in the calm before the storm.Collapse )

[originally posted at http://whynot.dreamwidth.org/218147.html | comments]
wayang kulit
The excerpt Sam quotes in this fic is from David Jasper's The Sacred Desert, which I think I will be getting for my birthday. I CANNOT WAIT. You can read its preface and postscript here for free. You can also find a small part of the first chapter here on Google Books. SO BEAUTIFUL. DESERTGASM.

Here is Commentfic #2 from the ohsam commentfic meme, touched up and reposted. ngl, it's pretty much angst porn.


Along Every Horizon
Supernatural. Sam. PG13. Set in a post-S6 future. Warning: character death.
Written for de_nugis's prompt: "If Dean were to die on Sam now, I don’t think Sam would go crazy or vengeful or try to open hell gates or drink demon blood or anything. I think he’d even try to go on, knowing that that’s what Dean would want and really, really not wanting to fuck up Dean’s last wishes again. But I think he’d just fade, get killed by some random monster, not out of any suicidal drive, but just because he was having trouble paying attention to details like food or sleep or ravening creatures with lots of big, nasty teeth. ~1500 words

You must become more silent than the silence around you.Collapse )

[originally posted at http://whynot.dreamwidth.org/214257.html | comments]
wayang kulit
OMG SOMEONE POSTED THE NETWORK TREATMENT OF "THE RAPTURE". It's like getting new canon! It's like my birthday! A Novak-filled post is surely inevitable, but first, let's talk about Sam.

Apparently I'm back in COMMENTFIC WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME mode. (I doubt I have any other kind of mode, to be honest.) Here is Commentfic #1 from the ohsam commentfic meme, touched up for reposting.


Same Time, Same Place
Supernatural. Sam, Castiel. PG.
Written for vail_kagami's prompt: "Cas desperately needs to power up a lot and often to fight his war, and the soul of Lucifer's vessel is the most powerful one around. Sam helps him willingly, but it's still extremely unpleasant and draining." ~850 words

Okay, but don't tell Dean.Collapse )

[originally posted at http://whynot.dreamwidth.org/213640.html | comments]
wayang kulit
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DARLING SAMMYSUCHIL. I tried to write you Dean/girl!Sam, but it ended up being kinda creepy, uh... so maybe that is for another time. Meanwhile, have some Dean&girl!Sam shmoop! Also, have these three songs about Winchesters - "Didn't It Rain" by Songs: Ohia, "The Story of My Life" by Astronautalis, and "Roadside Distraction" by Aaron Parks, which is an instrumental but is totally the background music of Sam and Dean driving down America's highways. Beloved zempasuchil, ilusfm <33 FOR YOU ARE A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW that nobody can denyyyyyy.


All That Glitters
Supernatural. Dean, Sam. PG13.
Set shortly after the pilot. ~780 words
ETA: The wonderful august_monsoon has drawn art for this fic here.

Sam has been taller than you since the tenth grade.Collapse )

[originally posted at http://whynot.dreamwidth.org/51874.html | comments]
wayang kulit
I started writing this fic last spring and got stuck, but I've decided that hellatus is for finishing the fics languishing in your WIP folder. Thank you to Ali, Cally, TH, and Z for cheerleading. Thank you gwaeren, sistabro, and viridian_magpie for betareading. Any remaining mistakes are my bad.


the heart is a ghost
Supernatural. Sam/Dean, Dean/OMC, Castiel. PG13.
Takes place between 5x03 and 5x04. "In a way, things were easier when he knew he was going to die." ~2700 words

This is for the best.Collapse )

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5th-Mar-2011 11:27 pm - Song: In the Dark (Sam/Dean)
wayang kulit
I've been wibbling back and forth about whether or not I should post this because omg this is not my usual fannish medium, and omg my voice on the internets, and omg if we only had more time, we could do better. But we didn't have more time, and we were trying our damndest to finish this before I had to leave the country, so, y'know. This is what we have.

Basically my boyfriend is building a home studio and he was like, "Do you wanna record any of your songs?" and I was like, "What about this one?" So he listened to me sing it and asked, "...Is this about Supernatural?" He's so smart, you guys.

So! This is my belated 5x22 reaction post. EXCUSE ME WHILE I SING ABOUT MY FEELINGS. Well, Dean's feelings. I can't stress how important my boyfriend was to making this recording happen. I may have written the song, but he was invaluable with his input and his mysterious superpower of getting his various machines to do what I want them to. That's him playing the guitar solo at the end.

He also said I can name our band whatever I want.


Title: In the Dark
Band: The Camp Chitaqua Ragtime Ensemble
Length: 3:50
Characters: Sam/Dean (or Sam&Dean, if you have your gen goggles on)
Summary: Post-5x22. Life after Sam is still Sam all over the place.

download: Megaupload, Mediafire

lyricsCollapse )

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22nd-Nov-2010 12:34 am - 'Detours' - SPN - Sam/Cas
wayang kulit
All my explicitly shippy Cas fic is croatverse fic. Well, except that one cracky Sassy AU. But. Cracky Sassy AU. So. Anyway, here is some croatverse fic, pre-croatsplosion. It's also my fic for the sassy_otp exchange. My recipient is elanorofcastile and I went with her third prompt, which was "Don't Follow" by Alice in Chains. It also includes the following things from her list of likes: touching/space invasion, languages, angst, drug usage, old magic, mythology, and kissing.

The summary is basically, "Cas does intense things to Sam's body and Sam's totally into it." Here's Cas. There's no time for haircuts during the croatpocalypse, seems like.

Thank you to metonomia for betareading. All remaining mistakes are mine.


Detours
Supernatural. Sam/Cas, Dean, past Sam/Ruby. R.
Set in 5x04verse around 2012. Sam hunts alone, except for when he doesn't. ~4500 words

This is a prayer for fire.Collapse )

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wayang kulit
ROQUE, I TRIED. I TRIED TO PORN FOR YOU BUT I'M SUCH AN INCORRIGIBLE GEN WRITER, CAN YOU EVER FORGIVE ME?

So, all I know about the various heavens, I learned from the Second Book of Enoch, or what the Wiki tells me about it, at least. Apparently the Second Heaven is a prison for rebel angels a.k.a. BIBLE CAMP, Y/Y? I'd also like to thank metonomia for betareading. As further token of my gratitude, here is Castiel wearing Joseph's technicolor dreamcoat.

The secret ship of this fic is still Castiel/everyone. I guess I'll have to write that porny coda another time.

PS: spn_balthazar! \o/


The Revolution Will Not Be Catechized
Supernatural. Castiel, Balthazar, Sam, Dean. PG13.
6x03 coda. Castiel between two worlds. ~2000 words

What do multiwaveform celestial thingamajigs eat anyway?Collapse )

[originally posted at http://whynot.dreamwidth.org/37635.html | comment count unavailable comments]
wayang kulit
Through some strange twist of pinch-hitting fate, I ended up writing spnrarepairs fic for the person who wrote fic for me. Circle of fandom!


From the Inside
Supernatural. Alastair/Dean, Sam. R. Warnings: torture, noncon. Thank you to smilla02 for betareading.
Set between 4x10 and 4x15. "Oh, my boy. Did you really think I'd let you go so easily?" ~2400 words

"We'll cut the yes out of you all over again."

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30th-Aug-2010 08:17 pm - 'River in the Road' - SPN - Sam/Dean
wayang kulit
I'm just reposting more Wincest from last week's porn meme. Z requested Sam/Dean where they are either happy or at the beach, so just in case, I set it at the beach. The title is from the song of the same name by Queens of the Stone Age, who sing a hell of a lot about croatverse, but this particular song is about them boys.

I should really update my masterlist soon.


River in the Road
Supernatural. Sam/Dean. NC17. Spoilers through S2. Established relationship, medium-length walk on the beach.
Set in early S3. "Gotta take the hairshirt off sometimes, huh, Sammy?" ~950 words

They finish only half the pizza, but all of the beer.Collapse )

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26th-Aug-2010 02:00 pm - 'By Songs Entombed' - SPN - Sam/Dean
wayang kulit
Hi, all you folks who have Blackberry phones or another smartphone, here are questions from someone who is considering getting one. Do you like your Blackberry? IS IT WORTH THE $75 A MONTH D:?? If you have some other Verizon smartphone, which do you have and what do you like/hate about it?

Still homeless and looking (ARGH). Still seeking out health insurance (DOUBLE ARGH). Thank you to everyone for their help and hugs and <333, I'll get back to y'all soon. In the meantime, check it, I recced Novaks at SOR.

Another thing that has been soothing my woes is how sarcasticindiefucks is totally all about SPN. Cas after he drank the liquor store, Uriel at Sodom and Gomorrah, fallen!Cas, Jimmy, AND MORE. Why does tumblr have to exist when I'm trying to get shit done?

Keep calm and repost Wincest commentfic.


By Songs Entombed
Supernatural. Sam/Dean. R.
4x14 coda. They haven't done this in a while. ~600 words

He mutters some bullshit about how he's tired.Collapse )

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8th-Aug-2010 12:50 am - 'Nighthawks' - SPN - Sam, Cas
i&#39;ll stop the world
Okay. I have a giftfic I actually need to finish, and mundane-bingo and spnsupporting to do, but the following is none of those things. This is commentfic gone wild (again). This was only supposed to be a drabble, but suddenly I had 2800 words of post-finale fic, because I guess I never learn. zempasuchil, this is all your fault. Damn you and your glorious ode to Sassy! Damn yoooouuuu!


Nighthawks
Supernatural. Sam, Cas, Dean, brief Lisa. PG13. Spoilers for the finale and S6 spoilers, I guess.
Post-5x22. "The first time Cas pops up in the passenger seat, Sam curses and the car jerks left."

You just made a Star Trek reference.Collapse )

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